Total Medals Earned: 348 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,570 Points
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/350 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/380 points)
win the first phase
become developer fans
win the second pahse
reveal Jong Un real identity
beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
No clues here.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect 1 concept art.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 9/32 (90/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/430 points)
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Send your dead body over a Jump
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)
why would you ignore your own problems?
The man who watches over you
end your short dream
Learn to accept